I could pretend I never saw this....

But then it wouldn't count towards my 50/50 Leisure Challenge. So I'll confess, I was hoping for a cute, witty, dark romantic comedy. It was long winded somehow. I was bored throughout. Sadly, there's a LOT of silly/humorous directions this movie could have gone in, but they just died... or perhaps they committed suicide? Hah... Nah, Damsels in Distress is lacking. I would not bother again: 2/5 Stars. On paper this sounds like a movie I would get a kick out of, but it fell very short.